1. Man to
wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU
learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman…
2. What is
the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle
u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move
YOUR Ass!
3. Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man
says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do
any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!
4. What do
Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common? With both pleasure lasts for
35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked.
5. What is the sex organ of an elephant and why?
His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked.
6. What do you call two homos having sex? DANDIA
What do you call a group of homos having sex? DISCO DANDIA
7. What do
you call hundreds of homos having sex? LATHI CHARGE
8. Ek mandir ki dewar pay likha tha: Agar ap
gunah kar ke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye. Neeche lipistick se likha hua tha
: Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye.
9. Majnu ne
khuda se poocha: “Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi
ya rishwat thi khayi” Khuda ne jawaab diya: “Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat
khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar aayi“
10. Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne
laga to Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada” Santa khushi se
bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai” Jab ladki ne
apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“
11. Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli
toffee mein daal ke deta hai Aur kehta hai: “daddy sone se pehle kha lena” Baap
kehta hai: “beta isse kya hoga?” Ladka bolta hai: “daddy agar toffee achi lage
to mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena” Agle din ladka apne
takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to use 1100 rupye milte hai Aur daddy ke paas ja ke
kehta hai: “daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha” Baap kehta hai:
“beta meine to 100 hi rakhe the 1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain“
12. Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad
Ladki LUND
ko choom k Boli:
Aaj Mujhe
Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,
‘COKE’
‘PEPSI’
Sab Bakwas
“MARD Ki
LASSI”
Hi Bujhaye
Asli Pyaas.
13. Purani soch:-Karo ya Maro.
Nayi
soch:-Marne se Phle kuch karo!
Ekdam Nai
soch:- Jab tak kuch kar
nahi lete
maro mat!
Hamari
Soch:-Koi Bataega Sala
karna kya
hai?
14. Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski
saheli ne
pucha-Kaisi rahi
suhagraat?
Woh boli-
“Aaye the wo
der se,
Dil jala
diya,
Pehle kiye
Darwaza band,
Fir deepak
bhuja diya.
Pehle dabane
lage
boob
tatolkar,
Fir khelne
lage
chaddi khol
kar.
Ek jung aisi
chidi palang par,
Gole wali
toph rakh di surang par,
Mila sirf 9
minute ka maja,
Ab bhogni
hai 9 mahine ki saja,
9 mahine
baad aisa hoga vispot,
Jo ban
jayega Bharat ke liye
1 your vote…
15. Paper
Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad
Sari Girls
Ki Feelings Same Hoti
Hai:Kitna Lamba
Tha NaKash Thora
Time Or Mil
JataTooba Pehle Kitna
Dar Lag Raha
ThaPhir To Pata Hi
Nahi Chala
Kab Ho GayaUff Teen
Ghante Tak
To Meri Saans Hi Band
Ho Gayi
ThiAagay Ka To Theek Tha
Peechay Ka
Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.
16. MARD hone k 6 fayade:
1. ‘Un Dino’
ka tension nahi hota.
2. Koi Heavy
saaman latakta nahi
rahta(.)(.)
3. Nange bhi
ghumo to kisi ki
bhavnaye
nahi jagti.
4. Virgnity
ka koi proof nahi hota.
5. Khujane
pe hath geela nahi hota.
6. And above
all, jaha chahe waha
moot sakte
h.
IF U R MEN.!
Jiyo L**D
utha k
17. Ek bus
me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team
Antakshari
Khel rahi
thi
Girls Hum
Tumko Harakar Hi
Dikhayenge,
Pichhe betha
PAPPU BOLA :- Hum
Haar Gye,
Chalo Ab Dikhao
18. Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar
chhodne ja
raha tha.Jab bhi aunty
ke boobs uski
peeth se lagte, wo
kehta : “Na
pintu na, ye aunty
he.”Ghar
pahooch ke Aunty boli :
“Tu kis
pintu ke sath baat kar raha
tha?”Ladka
sharma ke bola :”aapke
nipples bar
bar takra rhe the,, Mera
penis bar
bar khada ho raha tha, to
me use
samajha raha tha ke pintu
khada na ho,
yeh to Aunty
hai.”Aunti
boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty
to mai teri
hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal
andar”
19. Most BOYS don’t like
Touch screen
mobile,
YOU know
why?
Jinhe dabane
ki aadat ho,
Unhe bas
touch karne
me kahan
maza aayega…!!!!
20. Azam Khan- Sirji election time kitna
boring hai,
chalo kuch game khelte
hain…
Mulayam-
Chal dekhte hai hum
dono mein se
sabse bada bakchod
kon hai..!
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