Latest Hindi Jokes

Santa dialled a phone number.

A computerizd female voice said,

"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".

Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

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Hum to nikle the apni tanhai se ladkar Mohabbat ki talash me... Baap re garmi bahut the gnnaa ka ras pikar aa gaye......

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Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar,

baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur

kyko love apne jagah hai aur

Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah

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Ghadi Ghadi Selfie khichne wali

ladkiyo ke mobile

aab kuch kuch time ke baad khud hi

bol padte hai- chalo muh banao baby

selfie leni hai....

Baby-jara Lipstick aur Fair N lovely

bhi laga le slefie cute aaygi.......

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Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat

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Bewafai Alag

Judai Alag

Tanhai Alag

Or

Mummy Se Pitai Alag.

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Mummy Aram Se Maro

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Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!

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Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi,

dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi,

muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,

aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi

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A father was teaching

the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”

to his child.

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He says:

ek Gadha(ASS),

uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)

jispar Mein(I),

aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

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