Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt
uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti
hai.
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Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh
Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di
Mere Moohre Dharde
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Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge
toh kaat denge.”
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Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven
Gariban Di”
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Ek Bache Di Nani Us
Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha,
Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…
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Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho
Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki
Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
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Pappu Paperan Ch Fail
Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch
First Aayi Hai.
Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…
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Ik Darzi Lokan De
Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…
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Tu sohni tera na
sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C, Te tu Three
Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
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Teacher: raju, tum
kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi
aayi hai sir
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Doctor: is dawaa ko
ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
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Arz Karda Haan, Ohna
Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,
Wah Ji Wah…
Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…
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Santa Ne Blade De
Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.
Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?
Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di…
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Santa is asked to
translate a phrase in english:
“Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi
Hai.”
Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her
sister comes and goes.
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Teacher: OXFORD
matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab
bail gaadi
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Pati: mere marne ke
baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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Patient: Doctor, yeh
mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
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Beggar: 10 rupaiya
dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko
kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main
bhikaari ban gayaa
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Car chalaataa huaa
Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne
sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"
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Boy: kal maine
tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha
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Santa: tumhaara beta
bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Source : Hindi Jokes
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