Hindi Jokes

Sher Ka Puttar

Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra

mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.

Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya

.

techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar

.

ki aulad hai.?

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Doctor Ki Likhai

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo

.

kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate

hai..

Wo likhte hai:---

"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le...!"

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Batao na.!!

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai

.

meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne

.

ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Kya hai?

ek bar American, Pakistani,

Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye.

tino ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per ek

.

Lambi Line Nazar aee.

American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai.

Chinese: Nhi Ye Cheen Ki Deewar Hai.

Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building

.

Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K

.

Bahr cheni leny Walon Ki Line Hai..!

Aur Bhi Hai..

Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "

I

AM GOING"?

Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.

Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur

.

bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke

jaa..

Nahi Aata

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko

a,b,c Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9

tak aty hia..

Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k

pathy a,b,c main  9 nahi aata.

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko

Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.

Jor Se Bolo

Teacher to class: A for?

Class: Apple

Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

Class: Jai Mata Di!

Gita pe haath Kabhi Nahi

vakil Lalu se :  "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Lalu : "Yeh kya laga rakha hai, Sita ko

haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir

Gita pe hat rakhunga to sasura aap use bhi

bulwa lenge...!''.

Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene

.

ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur

.

Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

Bachha  (phone par): Madam, mera beta

.

aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho Ji?

Bachha : Main Mera papa bol rahe hoon.

Ek 10 saal ka Bachha bohot dhyan se ek

.

book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Bachhon

ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother : yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Bachha : Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke

.

mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha

.

hai ya nahi.

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise

.

hua?

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche

.

aa gayi thi.

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Driver Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi

.

jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

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Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta

.

hai aur geer jata hai.

Girlfriend :- Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Boyfriend :- I'm falling in love.

Hole in the Umbrella

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat

gia to?

Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata

.

kaise chalega

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9

baje hon!!!

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