Hindi Jokes on Indian Politics

Child: What is Indian Politics?

Father: I run the home so I am government,

Your Mom is Opposition,

Our Maid is Working Class,

We all look after You,

So you are People &

Your Younger Brother is Future,

This is Indian Politics.

At Night Boy Heard his Brother Crying as his Nappy was Dirty.

Boy went to Mother, She was Sleeping,

Then he went to Maid’s Room,

Where he Saw his Father Having fun With Her Maid.

He Went Back to Sleep, Next Day Boy to Father:

Now I Understand Indian Politics clearly…

Government is Fucking Working Class

Opposition is Sleeping,

People are Ignored,

Future is in Deep Shit.=))

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Hindi Jokes

Sardar told his wife: Soniye hamare munne ne cockroach ko kha liya!

Sardar's wife: To mera muh kya taak rahe ho! Jaldi se doctor ko bulaao!!

Sardar: Soniye, tu na tension bahut leti hai. Maine munne ko baygon pila dee hai aur ab na...wo ekkdum chain se so raha hai!...Hoon na main hoshiyaar!

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Once chiti told hathi: Kya tum apna underwear mujhe chaar din k liye udhar me de sakti ho?

Hathi(laughing): Kya tu mere underwear ko pehnegi!!

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Chiti:Nahi re…beti kee chadi k liye pandal lagana hai!

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God asked a dying sharabi:"Kya tmhari koi antim ichcha hai..Balak?"

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Sharabi:"Haan!...Agle janam me mujhe daant bhale hee 1 dena par liver 30-40 to de hee dena!"

Source : Hindi Jokes