Hey guys, are you getting bore, here i am providing some
best Hindi jokes ever. May be that makes smile on your face. Everyone’s life
smile is very important thing without smile life will make you hell. So be
happy and smile every day. We should take every thing on positive side. If you
feel your best in the world nothing does not matter that will make you happy
person.
Top 10 Best Jokes Ever in Hindi
Do you like our hindi jokes like Pappu jokes, Santa Banta,
Sardarji and lots of other funny character are there in your Indian jokes
family. Check below you will like these Indian jokes. If you want you can also
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Hindi Funny Jokes
Santa Banta
Santa Banta are very famous funny character in India. There
are lots of jokes on Santa Banta. You will like these Santa Banta funny jokes.
संता पप्पू से शादीशुदा
लड़की और शादीशुदा
लड़का में क्या
अंतर है।
पप्पू- मंगलसूत्र लटका हो
तो लड़की शादीशुदा…..
और मुंह लटका
हो तो लड़का
शादीशुदा
Pappu Jokes in Hindi
In India pappu is usually refer to stupid or Idiot, immature
person. There are lots of funny pappu
jokes in Hindi. Here i am sharing best pappu jokes ever.
Pappu’s Attitude In Exams.
They give me questions which i don’t know.
So………………
I give them answers which they don’t know.
Why???
“Tit For Tat“
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher and student jokes are always cracked in all language
and country. We too have some funny teacher student jokes.
पप्पू एक बार
पार्टी में गया
,,
वहाँ उसने दबा
दबा के 10 बटर
नान खा लिए
,,
थोड़ी देर बाद
पेट में दर्द
हुआ ,,
भाग कर टॉयलेट
में गया ,,
पेट पकड़ कर
बोला –
.
बहुत दर्द हो
रहा है ,,
..
हे भगवान या तो
जान निकाल दे
या नान निकल
दे
_____________________________________
Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you
complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting…..and
you ask only one question…..
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds….
Teacher: clever boy .
_____________________________________
Question: “How to kill an ant? Asked in an Exam for 10
Marks!!
Student:Mix Chilly Powder with Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.Push ant in to
it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,When it Reaches fire, Put a
Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth
and Kill the Ant.. !!
MORAL : Don’t Play with Students.. !! They can do any thing for 15 Marks..
Source : Hindi
Jokes
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