Pappu Ki Badmashi Woh
Bhi Teacher Ke Saath
Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho ka Haunsla Badhane Ke Liye
Ek Trick Khelti Hai
Lady Teacher: “Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere
1 Haath per Kiss kare”
Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath per Kiss karte hai.
Lady Teacher: “Jin Baccho ne 2 Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere
Dono Gaal per kiss kare”
Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai.
Tabhi Pappu bolta hai: “Miss, Bistar Bicha lo”
Lady Teacher: “Kyun????”
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Tujhe Pata Hai Main
Kaun Hun?
Santa Train Mein Poori Seat Gher Ke Lata Hua Tha.
Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Thoda Seedha Ho Jaa, Mujhe Bhi
Baithna Hai.”
Santa: “Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?”
Aadmi Darr Ke Dusri Jagah Baith Gaya.
Phir Ek Pahalwan Aaya Aur Bola: “Side Ho Chhotu Mujhe
Baithna Hai.”
Santa: “Abe Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?”
Pahalwan Ne Santa Ko Gardan Se Pakad Ke Uthaya Aur Bola:
“Haan Bol Kaun Hai Tu?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Bahi Ji Main Bimar Hu, 2 Din Se Tej Bukhar
Hai.”
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Santa Banta Aur
Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur
Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya”
Banta Hairani Se: “Achha, Abe Aisa Konsa Mssg Hai?”
Santa: “Battery Low”
Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Abe Jaldi Se Mere Ko Forward Kar,
Sabko Darayenge“
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I’ve Got Everything I
Need
A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h.
The Husband Is Behind The Wheel.
His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: “Honey, I Know We’ve
Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce”
The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To
100km/h.
Wife Then Says: “I Don’t Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of
It, Because I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And He’s A Better
Lover Than You”
Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His
Anger Increases.
Wife: “I Want The House”
Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h.
Wife: “I Want The Kids Too”
The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now He’s
Up To 140km/h.
Wife: “I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The
Credit Cards Too”
The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass
Piling, As She Says: “Is There Anything You Want?”
The Husband Says: “No, I’ve Got Everything I Need”
She Asks: “Really! What’s That?”
The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At
200km/h: “I’ve Got The Airbag.“
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Girlfriend Pe Shayari
Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,
Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”
Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…
Source : Hindi Jokes
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