Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Diet Of Funny Jokes

Pappu Ki Badmashi Woh Bhi Teacher Ke Saath
Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho ka Haunsla Badhane Ke Liye Ek Trick Khelti Hai

Lady Teacher: “Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per Kiss kare”

Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath per Kiss karte hai.

Lady Teacher: “Jin Baccho ne 2 Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere Dono Gaal per kiss kare”

Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai.

Tabhi Pappu bolta hai: “Miss, Bistar Bicha lo”

Lady Teacher: “Kyun????”
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Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?
Santa Train Mein Poori Seat Gher Ke Lata Hua Tha.

Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Thoda Seedha Ho Jaa, Mujhe Bhi Baithna Hai.”

Santa: “Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?”

Aadmi Darr Ke Dusri Jagah Baith Gaya.

Phir Ek Pahalwan Aaya Aur Bola: “Side Ho Chhotu Mujhe Baithna Hai.”

Santa: “Abe Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?”

Pahalwan Ne Santa Ko Gardan Se Pakad Ke Uthaya Aur Bola: “Haan Bol Kaun Hai Tu?”

Santa Rote Hue: “Bahi Ji Main Bimar Hu, 2 Din Se Tej Bukhar Hai.”
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Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya”

Banta Hairani Se: “Achha, Abe Aisa Konsa Mssg Hai?”

Santa: “Battery Low”

Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Abe Jaldi Se Mere Ko Forward Kar, Sabko Darayenge“
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I’ve Got Everything I Need
A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h. The Husband Is Behind The Wheel.

His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: “Honey, I Know We’ve Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce”

The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To 100km/h.

Wife Then Says: “I Don’t Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of It, Because I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And He’s A Better Lover Than You”

Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His Anger Increases.

Wife: “I Want The House”

Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h.

Wife: “I Want The Kids Too”

The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now He’s Up To 140km/h.

Wife: “I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The Credit Cards Too”

The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass Piling, As She Says: “Is There Anything You Want?”

The Husband Says: “No, I’ve Got Everything I Need”

She Asks: “Really! What’s That?”

The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At 200km/h: “I’ve Got The Airbag.“
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Girlfriend Pe Shayari
Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,

Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,

Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”

Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…

Source : Hindi Jokes

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