Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka
rang laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”
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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
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Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
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Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath
so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi
zarur milti hogi!!!
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On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…
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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha
hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
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Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte
ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi
hai!!
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Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
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Source : Hindi Jokes
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